hold the orc jokes

So everyone's recasting genre stuff (and some non-genre stuff!) with PoCs, and I thought I'd throw my hat in the ring. Having just marathoned all the extended versions, LotR was fresh in my mind, so. I give you:

CHROMATIC!LORD OF THE RINGS PICSPAM OF EPIC PROPORTIONS

Now with a bonus genderswap! Because there are way too many dudes in that series, for reals.


( this is definitely a fake cut to my LJ )

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Fuck Apple for making me want one of their dumbass iPad thingums.

First of all, I'm calling it an iTablet. The name? Clearly wasn't a woman's idea. Serious namefail. (LOL that #iTampon is trending on Twitter, btw.) NGL, I'm actually probably going to call it a PADD. Which only makes me want it more, ahaklhfa.

Second of all, Steve Jobs has the nerve to compare it to a Kindle when he's charging $200 more for it to start with.

Third of all, there is no excuse to sell a WiFi-only version separate from a 3G version, and then charge an extra $130 for that 3G version, if the data plan is optional and prepaid.

Fourth of all, how dare they come out with it this year when I was already going to possibly buy a Nook or a Kindle if I could swing it after tax season and now I may switch gears entirely.

Fifth of all, FUCK APPLE. It's totally a PADD though, omg shiny. At least give me the strength to wait until the second generation which might actually have, you know, USB or Flash or a webcam or something. FUUUUU--