Fuck Apple for making me want one of their dumbass iPad thingums.
First of all, I'm calling it an iTablet. The name? Clearly wasn't a woman's idea. Serious namefail. (LOL that #iTampon is trending on Twitter, btw.)NGL, I'm actually probably going to call it a PADD. Which only makes me want it more, ahaklhfa.
Second of all, Steve Jobs has the nerve to compare it to a Kindle when he's charging $200 more for it to start with.
Third of all, there is no excuse to sell a WiFi-only version separate from a 3G version, and then charge an extra $130 for that 3G version, if the data plan is optional and prepaid.
Fourth of all, how dare they come out with it this year when I was already going to possibly buy a Nook or a Kindle if I could swing it after tax season and now I may switch gears entirely.
Fifth of all, FUCK APPLE.It's totally a PADD though, omg shiny. At least give me the strength to wait until the second generation which might actually have, you know, USB or Flash or a webcam or something. FUUUUU--
First of all, I'm calling it an iTablet. The name? Clearly wasn't a woman's idea. Serious namefail. (LOL that #iTampon is trending on Twitter, btw.)
Second of all, Steve Jobs has the nerve to compare it to a Kindle when he's charging $200 more for it to start with.
Third of all, there is no excuse to sell a WiFi-only version separate from a 3G version, and then charge an extra $130 for that 3G version, if the data plan is optional and prepaid.
Fourth of all, how dare they come out with it this year when I was already going to possibly buy a Nook or a Kindle if I could swing it after tax season and now I may switch gears entirely.
Fifth of all, FUCK APPLE.