various things that win

+ JK Rowling has The Single Mother's Manifesto; remains awesome while doing so.

Nobody who has ever experienced the reality of poverty could say “it’s not the money, it’s the message”. When your flat has been broken into, and you cannot afford a locksmith, it is the money. When you are two pence short of a tin of baked beans, and your child is hungry, it is the money. When you find yourself contemplating shoplifting to get nappies, it is the money. If Mr Cameron’s only practical advice to women living in poverty, the sole carers of their children, is “get married, and we’ll give you £150”, he reveals himself to be completely ignorant of their true situation.

+ Britney Spears releases photos of a recent photoshoot before and after airbrushing; win.

Some stuff wot I read recently:
+ Your Guide To Fandom Ships And New Characters That Interfere With Them by obsession_inc
+ CNN Will Grind A Debate Out of Anything, Baby, ANYTHING from Wonkette - and you can actually read the comments!

+ Finally, my bb Jay Smooth continues to win at life and pwnage. "I don't judge people for being ignorant, but I do judge people for being arrogant about their ignorance."

I about died at 2:05. Who says there's no use for auto-tune?