No, let's not take a f*cking minute, let's GO AGAIN!

[heathershaped]

* LMAO. I get home from a really long day at work and class, check my flist, and what do I see but some much-needed lulz from one Senor Bale.

Apparently he blew up at the Director of Photography on the set of Terminator: Salvation. And the audio is a thing of epic proportions.

direct link to audio. It will start playing without prompting, in case you're on the phone to your mother like I was.

I mean, sexy accent or not, the man obviously has a problem and is completely out of line, but still. LMAO. Chill, Christian. You sound like Bill O'Reilly for one, and for two, I need you to not be in jail and unable to film a Dark Knight sequel. Asshole.

* My hpvalensmut fic is pwned, which is good since it's due, um, right about now. Just need a title. So now I can read Merlin fic and do RP-related stuff without that nagging feeling of having something else that needs doing. Course, hp_springsmut is yet to be finished.

* Taxes are pwned, too, which is infinitely more important than any of that.

Hope everyone's having a good week so far! ♥

Comments

[lunylucy.livejournal.com]

Oh man, so my morbid curiosity made me click, but my second-hand embarassment could only take about 10 seconds of it. What would Batman say, Mr. Bale? :(

[randomneses.livejournal.com]

WWBD? D:

[lunylucy.livejournal.com]

Kick his ass, that's what D:

[heather11483.livejournal.com]

Seriously. And I can't believe the other guys were just taking it -- all "sorry Mr. Bale", "thank you Mr. Bale", "can I have some more, Mr. Bale". It wouldn't have gone on for like five minutes if someone had told him to shut the hell up.

[randomneses.livejournal.com]

His accent fluctuates like a mofo.

[heather11483.livejournal.com]

It does flicker in and out a bit from it, doesn't it? Maybe because he was using an American one for the film. Or maybe he can't control himself when he's being WILDLY irrational, idk.

[amphigory.livejournal.com]

He is such an asshole. I mean, wow. It literally freaked me out.

[heather11483.livejournal.com]

IKR? It was surreal. Who does that?

[turningleft.livejournal.com]

kjlhsdgjsd wtf, bale, wtf. you get my grissom doesn't approve icon for that behavior! :|

[heather11483.livejournal.com]

I KNOW.

And that is a fabulous icon. XD

[birdseyeview.livejournal.com]

Christian Bale reminds me a lot of my older brother when he's swearing like that, weird.

People who manage more than one fest a year have my undying admiration. Especially one right after another. Too much stress for delicate nature.

[heather11483.livejournal.com]

I'm in FOUR exchanges, only one of which is finished. At least the due dates are fairly spread out, but, yes. Me crazy.

[florahart]

Meanwhile, I'm watching Rachel talk about (bahahahahaha) 80,000 Comcast customers in Tuscon get 30 seconds of porn during the last couple minutes of the Super Bowl right after Arizona took the lead.

Way better than listening to a tantrum...

[heather11483.livejournal.com]

Ha, I just turned her on, she's doing the scrub-rinse-repeat segment, but I would've loved to hear her talk about the fact that there was penis flapping about on a Sunday afternoon.

I'm sure there were definitely some tantrums happening in Tuscon last night. Good grief.

[cloverdew.livejournal.com]

LMAO at Christian Bale. Dude, seriously, chill the fuck out. I really wish they had posted a video in addition to the audio. LOL But, seriously, shut up, Christian, and go back to work. We need you sane and alive and healthy so you can film the next Batman movie. :P

[heather11483.livejournal.com]

I know, right? Why do people who have it that good feel the need to be that fucking stupid?

[rainrockstar.livejournal.com]

omg. This is the most awful yet morbidly entertaining thing ever. It'd be easier to listen to without the responses from the other guy, though, I feel so bad for him. D:

I did have to lol at the "Oh GOOOOOOD for you!" Calm your crazy ass down, Christian.

[heather11483.livejournal.com]

NGL, I laughed at most of it, but it was so bizarre, because it's not like the other guy was yelling at him. It would've been less weird if they'd been having a proper shouting match, but Christian's just yelling and other guy is seriously not; he's just shrinking back.

Jeez, Christian, calm down. You're at a ten, I need you be at about two.

[contrary-lady.livejournal.com]

Eh, he's one of those crazy method actors who walk around in character 24/7. The boy seriously needs some therapy.

[heather11483.livejournal.com]

LOL your icon is so appropriate.

And yeah, dude is insane.

[schmoo999.livejournal.com]

It makes me wonder exactly what he unloaded on his mom when he got arrested last summer. It was a verbal assault. Wow.

[heather11483.livejournal.com]

Man, I'd completely forgot about that until you mentioned it. Not a good thought, but it does make you wonder. :/

[eowynhp83.livejournal.com]

O, Senor Bale. Chill! This is such a major turnoff. I was waiting for this movie and Public Enemies to come out. And oy! at the Bill O' reference, even a crazy, ranting Christian Bale dose not deserve that comparison XD

[heather11483.livejournal.com]

I've been looking forward to his films this year, too. What a loon.

Haha! True, Senor Bale is more tolerable than Bill-O on his worst day. I think today's rant might up him in the "WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!" club, unfortunately.

[germli.livejournal.com]

I didn't know Senor had an anger problem until this week. Apparently it's a well known issue?

Idk. Feel like people just beat this dead horse a bit too much this week lol. Everywhere I go on the Internets Senor is there.