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heather11483 ([personal profile] heathershaped) wrote2008-09-02 12:15 am
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I would just like to report

...that there is a cricket in my house.

I can hear it chirping and might have located it to one room. But I can't bloody well see it, so that doesn't help.

Meh. I'm going to see it when I least expect it and probably jump about a foot into the air, aren't I?

*grumbles*

[identity profile] amphigory.livejournal.com 2008-09-02 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
EWWW. I hate bugs. D: D: D: I hope you find it. And murder it.
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[identity profile] heather11483.livejournal.com 2008-09-02 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
OMG I want it dead. I hate crickets almost as much as I do spiders. I've little tolerance for creepies in my house.

And it won't shut up.

[identity profile] amphigory.livejournal.com 2008-09-02 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Hire a hit man.


Who deals with bugs.




An exterminator.
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[identity profile] heather11483.livejournal.com 2008-09-02 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Icon love!

And I can't hire a hitman just for the one creepie. I will need to dispatch it on my own. Tomorrow there will be bugspray.

...cause I'm hardly going to touch it.

[identity profile] amphigory.livejournal.com 2008-09-02 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
*gasps* Mr. Gordon-Levitt! He is amazing, isn't he?

Haha, I know. Too bad you don't have like a bug laser or something that targets bugs' exact locations. I should invent one.
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[identity profile] heather11483.livejournal.com 2008-09-02 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Gah, I'm in love with him. :P

PS

[identity profile] amphigory.livejournal.com 2008-09-02 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
OMG THE PIERCES. I love The Pierces.
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Re: PS

[identity profile] heather11483.livejournal.com 2008-09-02 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Hee! Me too, bb.

TO QUOTE A FAMOUS LINE...

[identity profile] randomneses.livejournal.com 2008-09-02 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
"RAIIIIIIID? *BOOM*"
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Re: TO QUOTE A FAMOUS LINE...

[identity profile] heather11483.livejournal.com 2008-09-02 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Mwahahaha. That would be the plan.

[identity profile] bewarethesmirk.livejournal.com 2008-09-02 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's so annoying. I hope it goes away.
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[identity profile] heather11483.livejournal.com 2008-09-02 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Hee, me too!
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[personal profile] florahart 2008-09-02 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
*thinks this is a lot better than having a mouse*
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[identity profile] heather11483.livejournal.com 2008-09-02 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh, some perspective. XD

Mice are quieter at least, but yes. Cricket would be preferable. =P

[identity profile] cloverdew.livejournal.com 2008-09-02 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
Waaaaaay better than roaches. *snigger*

[identity profile] fiiishy.livejournal.com 2008-09-02 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Cricket good luck many year say elder. Bring much money and fortunes! **bow**







But electronic pest/insect repellents are work?

[identity profile] yenesi.livejournal.com 2008-09-02 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
There was a cricket living in my office for a while. He never wanted to leave :S